I wanna go to Exile Island

Okay, the new Survivor. Not sure yet. The obvious ploy of "let's create a controversy by segregating the tribes" didn't faze me, since it's all about ratings and those producers are all ratings whores. But am I interested enough to keep watching? Unknown. The self-important writer who stole somebody's chicken ending up on Exile Island was pretty funny.

And, really, there are days I'd like to be on Exile Island. With nobody asking for anything, wanting anything, no telephone . . .

Of course, with a few amenities.