Public Service Announcements

Okay, so I am halfway from Florida to Ohio and I would like to ask all of you wonderful people to spread the word to any place where drivers on I 95 and I 77 might read:

1. THE TURN SIGNAL IS NOT JUST A NIFTY PLACE TO HANG YOUR FUZZY DICE.

2. Just because you see a blonde driving alone, it does not mean that hanging out the window and leering at her and yelling trash talk is going to result in her saying DO ME RIGHT HERE ON THE FREEWAY, YOU BIG HAIRY-BUTTED STUDMUFFIN OF LOVE.

3. If you are getting gas at a gas station and there is a long line of people waiting to get gas, do not leave your car parked at the gas pump and go inside the mini-mart to go to the bathroom, get food, get drinks, and chat with HALF OF THE PEOPLE IN THE FREE WORLD.

4. Reading the t-shirt slogans of random women out loud will not result in said women saying DO ME RIGHT HERE ON THE SIDEWALK IN FRONT OF THE GAS STATION, YOU BIG HAIRY-BUTTED STUDMUFFIN OF LOVE.

5. It is just SICK AND WRONG to have a TV in a hotel that does not have the Sci-Fi channel on FIREFLY, STARGATE, AND STARGATE ATLANTIS night.

hugs,
Alesia, a teensy bit cranky